Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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