White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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