Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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