How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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