Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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