Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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