carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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