well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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