O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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