a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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