I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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