No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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