Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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