you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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