fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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