Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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