If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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