I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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