morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
love makes seman taste better
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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