What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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