is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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