it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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