if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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