she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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