Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Randomize
