he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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