I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
