I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
