Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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