real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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