I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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