Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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