the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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