Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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