i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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