Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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