i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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