your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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