Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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