I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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