I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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