You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Randomize
