On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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