oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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