WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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