no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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