You made me cry and you don't even care
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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