i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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