Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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