Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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