He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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