walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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