He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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