That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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