marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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