"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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